The SILLY Squad

Hot Dog Baddie

The Hot Dog Baddie was born from a bloodline of hot dogs on her dad's side and baddies on her mom's side. Her bun is permanent couture, her mustard is completely mood dependent, and her sunglasses are welded to her face.

She owns SillyGoofyLand's most dangerous nightclub, Club Bunz, where ketchup shots are free until 10 p.m. Locals describe the place as "illegal, but delicious." The fire department describes it as "a problem."

The Hot Dog Baddie has beef with corn dogs, feuds with bratwursts, and has repeatedly banned hamburgers from town for "having too much confidence." At parties, she doesn't mingle, instead she sizzles. Sometimes aggressively. At trials, she pleads "cooked." If you ask for relish, she will likely end you.