π Welcome to SillyGoofyLand
Nobody knows where SillyGoofyLand is. Some say it's a small town outside Cleveland. Others say it's located in the 5th dimension, just past the universe's largest bubble gum machine.
SillyGoofyLand is very real, but also very fake, but also hyper-real, but also super fake. The only known entrance is through "the scary alley behind the grocery store," though no two people can agree on which grocery store it is. Inside, the laws of physics are more like suggestions written in crayon. Cats pay rent, the moon is sometimes a balloon, and everyone smells faintly of root beer. Many people who find themselves in SillyGoofyLand never end up leaving, and those who do leave always find their way back.
ποΈ Events in Sillygoofyland
The Annual Geometry Parade
Led by Lady Lasagna the Third, this support group is perfect for stressed out casseroles. No other meals allowed.
A brand new initiative developed to improve morale for all citizens by encouraging tutus be worn each Tuesday. (Disclaimer: Anyone not participating by wearing a tutu on Tuesdays will be subject to interrogation by SillyGoofy staff.)
π Places in Sillygoofyland
The hottest (and mustardiest) night club of the town. Owned by the one and only Hot Dog Baddie.
Department of Vibes & Chill
Recently canceled Mondays.
The town's largest office. Home to many of the local businesses, including SillyGoofy Newz.
The most emotionally confusing cafΓ© in town. Owned by Mr. Cup.
π₯ Citizens of Sillygoofyland