🌈 Welcome to Sillygoofyland

Nobody knows where Sillygoofyland is. Some say it's a small town outside Cleveland. Others say it's located in the 5th dimension, just past the universe's largest novelty sock.

Sillygoofyland is real, but also fake, but also hyper-real, but also super fake. The only known entrance is through "that weird alley behind the grocery store," though no two people agree on which grocery store it is. Inside, the laws of physics are more like suggestions written in crayon. Cats pay rent, the moon is sometimes a balloon, and everyone smells faintly of root beer.