SILLYGOOFYLAND
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π Welcome to Sillygoofyland
π Welcome to Sillygoofyland
Nobody knows where Sillygoofyland is. Some say it's a small town outside Cleveland. Others say it's located in the 5th dimension, just past the universe's largest novelty sock.
Nobody knows where Sillygoofyland is. Some say it's a small town outside Cleveland. Others say it's located in the 5th dimension, just past the universe's largest novelty sock.
Sillygoofyland is real, but also fake, but also hyper-real, but also super fake. The only known entrance is through "that weird alley behind the grocery store," though no two people agree on which grocery store it is. Inside, the laws of physics are more like suggestions written in crayon. Cats pay rent, the moon is sometimes a balloon, and everyone smells faintly of root beer.
Sillygoofyland is real, but also fake, but also hyper-real, but also super fake. The only known entrance is through "that weird alley behind the grocery store," though no two people agree on which grocery store it is. Inside, the laws of physics are more like suggestions written in crayon. Cats pay rent, the moon is sometimes a balloon, and everyone smells faintly of root beer.
ποΈ Events in Sillygoofyland
ποΈ Events in Sillygoofyland
The Annual Geometry Parade
The Annual Geometry Parade
Organized by the geometry diva herself, Miss Triangle.
Organized by the geometry diva herself, Miss Triangle.
Flush Fest
Flush Fest
The festival of flushes.
The festival of flushes.
π Places in Sillygoofyland
π Places in Sillygoofyland
Department of Vibes & Chill
Department of Vibes & Chill
Run by Sir Cool. Recently canceled Mondays.
Run by Sir Cool. Recently canceled Mondays.
Club Bunz
Club Bunz
The hottest (and mustardiest) night club of the town.
The hottest (and mustardiest) night club of the town.
π₯ Citizens of Sillygoofyland
π₯ Citizens of Sillygoofyland
π Miss Triangle
π Miss Triangle
Geometry diva.
Geometry diva.
π© Mr. Square Man
π© Mr. Square Man
The town's local notary.
The town's local notary.
π Sir Cool
π Sir Cool
π§ Globberta the Undefined
π§ Globberta the Undefined
The resident philosopher and self-proclaimed "Ambassador of Squish."
The resident philosopher and self-proclaimed "Ambassador of Squish."
π The Hot Dog Baddie
π The Hot Dog Baddie
Owner of the hottest nightclub, Club Bunz, where ketchup shots are free before 10 p.m.
Owner of the hottest nightclub, Club Bunz, where ketchup shots are free before 10 p.m.
β Mr. Cup
β Mr. Cup
Barista of Sillygoofyland's most popular cafΓ©, Sip & Cry. Every drink comes with unsolicited life advice.
Barista of Sillygoofyland's most popular cafΓ©, Sip & Cry. Every drink comes with unsolicited life advice.
β Captain Foldsworth, Esq.
β Captain Foldsworth, Esq.
The bravest paper airplane ever folded. Captain Foldsworth is the town's local lawyer-adventurer. He spends his days suing gravity, time, and occasionally chairs for being "unfair."
The bravest paper airplane ever folded. Captain Foldsworth is the town's local lawyer-adventurer. He spends his days suing gravity, time, and occasionally chairs for being "unfair."
π± Sherry the Cursed Blade of Grass
π± Sherry the Cursed Blade of Grass
She is grass, she is cursed, and she is inevitable.
She is grass, she is cursed, and she is inevitable.
πΉ Pam the Piano
πΉ Pam the Piano
Whenever she plays, people sob uncontrollably about things they've never even experienced.
Whenever she plays, people sob uncontrollably about things they've never even experienced.
π½ The Evil Toilet Monster
π½ The Evil Toilet Monster
Lives under the skatepark and emerges during Flush Fest.
Lives under the skatepark and emerges during Flush Fest.
π¦Ά Grippy the Gripper
π¦Ά Grippy the Gripper
A feral foot who grips reality too hard. Each toe is licensed separately by the government. Has beef with socks and ceilings. Runs a motivational dojo called Feet First Academy.
A feral foot who grips reality too hard. Each toe is licensed separately by the government. Has beef with socks and ceilings. Runs a motivational dojo called Feet First Academy.
π Lady Lasagna the Third
π Lady Lasagna the Third
Layers of pasta, sauce, cheese, and trauma. Wears heels made of garlic bread and laughs in marinara.
Layers of pasta, sauce, cheese, and trauma. Wears heels made of garlic bread and laughs in marinara.
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