The bravest paper airplane ever folded. Captain Foldsworth is the town's local lawyer-adventurer. He loves to talk about his wife named Sue (who actually doesn't exist, he just likes to sue people.) He spends his days suing gravity, time, and occasionally chairs for being "unfair."
He performs reckless aerial stunts over SillyGoofyLand on a regular basis. Dive-bombing into soup bowls, nosediving into inboxes, and occasionally crash-landing into marriages.