The SILLY Squad

Sir Cool

A circle with zero responsibilities and infinite vibes. Sir Cool (aka Circle) was forged directly from a passing vibe. He does not like to be called “round” and instead prefers “limitlessly smooth.” His tongue has been stuck like that since about 2009. Doctors tried to fix it once, but his tongue stuck its tongue out at them.

He was allegedly discovered loitering in a 7-Eleven parking lot and has refused to leave town ever since. Now he runs the Department of Vibes & Chill, a government building with beanbag chairs instead of desks. He once shut down the entire town for "being too stressed about Mondays." He has never paid rent, never answered an email, and somehow still gets invited to every tailgate and cookout. Nobody really knows where he lives, he just materializes at skateparks, pool parties, and the background of reality TV shows. He once declared “I don’t chase buses, buses chase me,” and immediately a city bus rerouted itself just to prove him right.

Sir Cool speaks only in outdated slang and energy drink slogans. He is the personification of "😎."