The SILLY Squad

Mr. Cup

Mr. Cup is not a barista, he is a lifestyle hazard. He works at every café in town and serves every drink with unsolicited life advice, most of which is wrong but delivered with terrifying confidence. He was first spotted on a local café counter in 2012, whispering "quit your job" into a stranger's latte foam. The stranger did.

He doesn't serve coffee, he dispenses opinions. Order a cappuccino and you'll leave with a lecture on tax evasion. He runs "Sip & Cry," SillyGoofyLand's most confusing café, where every drink is lukewarm and every receipt is a manifesto.

Mr. Cup is not half-full. He's not half-empty either. He just is.