The SILLY Squad

Globberta the Undefined

“She arrived, she oozed, she forgot why.” - Ancient Proverb

Globberta the Undefined is not a blob, not a cloud, not even a concept. She is a sentient splat, possibly liquid, possibly spiritual residue. She has no confirmed birthday, but historians agree that she was probably “invented by accident” during some type of sneeze.

Globberta does not walk, she vaguely exists forward. She is currently residing in several dimensions at once. Her influence is felt globally, particularly in freezing loading bars, missing socks, and that feeling you get when you forget why you walked into a room. 

Globberta has attempted several careers, including:

• Mayor of SillyGoofyLand (reelected every year because she runs unopposed against a chair).

• Stand-up Comedian (her entire set was just 45 minutes of silence followed by “oops”).

• Cloud consultant (job description unclear, but she did block the sun once).

Currently she freelances as an “undefined entity,” charging $12 an hour. She also holds the world record for “longest nap inside of a blender (unplugged).”