Man Creates Time-Traveling Toilet, Visits the Dinosaurs

In a bizarre turn of events, a man claims to have created a time-traveling toilet that has allowed him to visit the dinosaurs. Yes, you read that correctly - the dinosaurs.

The man, who goes by the name of Johnny Flush, says he got the idea after binge-watching the entire "Back to the Future" trilogy during quarantine. He claims he spent months tinkering with his toilet, adding various wires and gadgets, and eventually succeeded in turning it into a time machine.

At first, many people thought Johnny was crazy - and who could blame them? A time-traveling toilet? But then he started posting pictures on social media of himself standing alongside a pack of Velociraptors or sitting atop a Brachiosaurus, and suddenly people started taking notice.

When asked about the process of time-traveling via toilet, Johnny explained that it's all about hitting the right flush frequency. "You gotta get the swirl just right," he said with a sly grin. "Once you do that, you're off to the races."

But Johnny's time-traveling escapades haven't come without their share of challenges. For one, he's had to be extremely careful not to disrupt the timeline - he's seen enough movies to know that messing with the past can have disastrous consequences.

"I made the mistake of stepping on a butterfly once," he admitted. "Next thing I know, I'm back in 2023 and everyone's speaking Russian. It was a nightmare."

Despite the risks, Johnny says he's having the time of his life. "I mean, where else am I gonna get to see a T-Rex up close and personal?" he asked. "Plus, the toilet's got a heated seat and a built-in bidet, so it's not exactly a hardship."

When asked what's next for him and his time-traveling toilet, Johnny simply grinned and said, "I haven't decided yet. Maybe I'll go visit the aliens or something. You know, mix it up a bit."

In a world where everything seems so serious and overwhelming, it's nice to know that there are people like Johnny Flush out there, taking life by the seat of their pants - literally. Who knows what other ridiculous inventions and adventures we'll see in the years to come? All we can do is sit back, flush, and enjoy the ride.