I pledge with all of my existence to be silly and goofy in all that I do.

I trust in the silliness of the universe to send me to the silliest places.

I believe in the goofiness of life to guide me towards my goofiest goals.

I have unwavering faith in a world that is both silly and goofy in every way possible.

May our souls be silly and our spirits be goofy as we all enter our silly goofy era.