The SILLY Squad

Mr. Square

Born inside a filing cabinet, raised within a crossword puzzle, Mr. Square insists that life must remain “neatly aligned.” His hat contains unimaginable secrets. It’s rumored he may have possibly invented Tuesdays. Possibly grass as well. Possibly both.

Mr. Square works in the town’s largest office, writes for the SillyGoofy Newz, and sits on the town’s library board. But at night, he sneaks into underground “circle clubs,” where he wears a round hat and eats donut holes until dawn. Incredible passion for geometry.