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Sherry the Cursed Blade of Grass Declares War on the Phrase "Touch Grass"
Sherry the Cursed Blade of Grass Declares War on the Phrase "Touch Grass"
After years of being told to "touch grass" ironically online, Sherry the Cursed Blade of Grass has had enough. "I am the grass. I am the joke and the punishment," she said, glaring at a jogger who had done nothing wrong yet. "You want to touch grass? Come touch me. See what happens to your phone battery."
After years of being told to "touch grass" ironically online, Sherry the Cursed Blade of Grass has had enough. "I am the grass. I am the joke and the punishment," she said, glaring at a jogger who had done nothing wrong yet. "You want to touch grass? Come touch me. See what happens to your phone battery."
She has since begun heckling yoga classes with renewed intensity and has reportedly drafted a formal cease-and-desist letter to the internet at large, care of nobody, since the internet does not have a legal address.
She has since begun heckling yoga classes with renewed intensity and has reportedly drafted a formal cease-and-desist letter to the internet at large, care of nobody, since the internet does not have a legal address.
Published on September 18, 2026
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