Local Man Attempts to Toast Bread With His Mind, Achieves Only Mild Disappointment

After reading a single online article about "manifestation," a local man spent four hours attempting to toast a slice of bread using thought alone. Results: the bread remained untoasted. The man remained undeterred. "I felt something on hour three," he reported. Local eyewitness confirmed that "something" was hunger.

The local man has since moved on to trying to boil water with vibes. Updates pending.