Born inside a fax machine, raised within a word search, Dr. Breadhead insists that life must remain "mostly aligned." His hat conceals unspeakable secrets. It's rumored he may be the reason people started wearing tutus on Tuesdays.
Dr. Breadhead is the town's lead scientist and conducts research into all things both silly and goofy in nature. Outside of work, he goes by Mr. Rectangle and suspiciously has never been seen in the same room as Mr. Square.