Fire Department Calls Club Bunz "A Recurring Problem" for the Fourteenth Consecutive Month

The SillyGoofyLand Fire Department has once again flagged Club Bunz, the town's hottest and mustardiest nightclub, in its monthly safety report, describing the venue as "illegal, but delicious, which unfortunately is not a fire code category."

Owner Hot Dog Baddie was unmoved. "Free ketchup shots until 10 p.m. is not a crime, it's a lifestyle," she said, sizzling slightly. She has reportedly banned a hamburger from the premises this week for "having too much confidence," continuing what officials call "an escalating pattern of condiment-based conflict."

The Fire Department has requested another meeting. The Hot Dog Baddie has requested they "come dance about it instead."

The club remains open. The investigation remains ongoing.