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Miss Triangle Sues Local Shape Store for Calling Triangles "Basic"
Miss Triangle Sues Local Shape Store for Calling Triangles "Basic"
Miss Triangle has added another name to her long and growing list of shape-related legal targets: Angles & Co., a local geometry supply store, after a clerk allegedly described triangles as "one of the basic ones" during a routine sale.
Miss Triangle has added another name to her long and growing list of shape-related legal targets: Angles & Co., a local geometry supply store, after a clerk allegedly described triangles as "one of the basic ones" during a routine sale.
"Basic," Miss Triangle repeated, at a volume that reportedly cracked a nearby window. "I am equilateral. I am a diva. I have never once been obtuse in my life, metaphorically or otherwise." She is seeking damages in the form of a public apology, a new crown, and the store's complete rebranding around her likeness.
"Basic," Miss Triangle repeated, at a volume that reportedly cracked a nearby window. "I am equilateral. I am a diva. I have never once been obtuse in my life, metaphorically or otherwise." She is seeking damages in the form of a public apology, a new crown, and the store's complete rebranding around her likeness.
The clerk, a hexagon, has declined to comment, citing "too many sides to this story."
The clerk, a hexagon, has declined to comment, citing "too many sides to this story."
Published on September 18, 2026
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