Sir Cool Signs Executive Order: Tutus Mandatory Every Tuesday

Sir Cool, head of the Department of Vibes & Chill, announced today from a beanbag chair that Tuesdays are now legally tutu-mandatory across SillyGoofyLand. "I don't make the rules," he said, before clarifying that he does, in fact, make all the rules. "I just make them chill."

The department has partnered with local designers on a discounted tutu line, though Sherry the Cursed Blade of Grass has already filed a noise complaint, calling the tulle "an aesthetic crime against my lawn." Sir Cool responded by rerouting a city bus toward her yard out of spite, which several witnesses confirmed the bus did without being asked.

Enforcement will be minimal, since Sir Cool has never enforced anything in his life. "It's less a law, more a whole vibe," he explained, before vanishing from the press conference entirely, only to reappear at a nearby skatepark mid-sentence.

This new tutu law is part of a greater international initiative to implement Tutu Tuesdays worldwide.