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The SillyGoofy Clinic Officially Opens, Diagnoses Three Citizens on Day One
The SillyGoofy Clinic Officially Opens, Diagnoses Three Citizens on Day One
After years of being mentioned but never actually built, the SillyGoofy Clinic has quietly opened its doors, offering official diagnoses for anyone suspected of "silly or goofy behavior." Within hours, the Clinic saw its first three patients: a man convinced his goldfish judges him, a woman who insists Tuesdays "feel different now" post-tutu law, and Sherry the Cursed Blade of Grass, who was diagnosed with "chronic jogger-related resentment, terminal."
After years of being mentioned but never actually built, the SillyGoofy Clinic has quietly opened its doors, offering official diagnoses for anyone suspected of "silly or goofy behavior." Within hours, the Clinic saw its first three patients: a man convinced his goldfish judges him, a woman who insists Tuesdays "feel different now" post-tutu law, and Sherry the Cursed Blade of Grass, who was diagnosed with "chronic jogger-related resentment, terminal."
Clinic staff would not confirm whether diagnoses come with treatment, medication, or simply a certificate. Most patients left holding a certificate.
Clinic staff would not confirm whether diagnoses come with treatment, medication, or simply a certificate. Most patients left holding a certificate.
It has also been reported that Mr. Cup has already attempted to refer four more patients from behind his counter. The Clinic has asked him to stop practicing without a license.
It has also been reported that Mr. Cup has already attempted to refer four more patients from behind his counter. The Clinic has asked him to stop practicing without a license.
Published on September 18, 2026
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